Timothy’s up early and heads to the gym room to squeeze in a quick workout when he runs into Sophie, his ex. 

“Sophie, nice to see you!” *squeeze*

“What the fuck, Timothy?!”

“What?”

“What the fuck was that? Did you just try to hit on me?”

“I- NO! I just wanted to give you a hug!”

“Sure. Bit tight for a friendly hug.”

“Oh shut up. I was just trying to be nice to you. I thought we could be friends!”

“Hell no. Shove off you freak!”