“You know, I guess I’m kind of lucky that you didn’t kick me out of the house and divorce me when I got pregnant!”

“What, did you think I’d call the cops and ‘remove you from the premises’? Come on, I’m not a heartless bitch. I married you! I love you! I know that I’ve… the twins are a handful…”

“I think I’ve heard Castor calling me. Mind if I look after him?”

“No, I’ll do the dishes. Go.”

“You know, I know that you never wanted more children, but I just knew that you’d come around once you’d meet them.”

I always knew. Always knew.

“Hm…”