Headcanons- Capp Edition:
Consort Capp– He would never admit it, but the countless deaths on both sides have made him weary of the feud.
Goneril Capp– Goneril is deeply disappointed of Miranda. The girl just doesn’t seem to have inherited her guts. She hates to admit it, but anyone would make a better heiress than her oldest daughter.
Albany Capp– He is often hassled for his lack of ambition, but he is actually happy being a stay-at-home dad and looking after his children. He dreads the day Ariel will be all grown up and he’ll be all alone.
Regan Capp– Her marriage wasn’t arranged.
Cornwall Capp– He works as an assistent for his sister-in-law. It’s hell.
Kent Capp– Regan and Bianca are the only ones who know that he’s gay.
Tybalt Capp– He’s a huge hypocrite.
Juliette Capp– Juliette is the kind of big sister you’d always want. She inherited her late grandmothers mind of business, but none of her bias.
Hermia Capp– Juliette, Romeo and Puck all act as a beard to the relationship between Mercutio and her. Poor Puck doesn’t know, though.
Miranda Capp– She just wants to be left alone. Seriously, she grew up with four siblings and three cousins around her and often gets forgotten which suits her just fine.
Desdemona Capp– Desdemona is completly oblivious of the fact that her mother has big plans for her.
Hal Capp– Hal has the misfortune to be neither old enough nor has the right gender to be considered relevant in his family. He’s accustomed to be neglected by all but his father but is desperate to show them all.
Ariel Capp– Ariel is a father’s child, on the one hand because he loves her deeply and would do anything for his little princess but on the other hand because her mother is way to busy to pay attention to her.
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