WHAT THE FUCK?
“What is wrong with you two?! ‘Only friends’ my ass!”
“We’re done!”
Schlagwort: timothy stratton
“Hey, how was the exam, hot shot?”
“Went alright! Listen, I really love you, but you smell kind of-”
“What did you just say?”
“I- oh.”
“I love you too!”
“´But you really need to take a shower!”
Don’t be late for your first exam, Poppy!
They both passed.
“Hey, I knew you would ace this college thing!”
“Dude, did I watch too much TV or is that a naked man?”
Inappropriate, Randy.
Guys, at least try to be a bit more subtle!
Oh look! It’s the invisible dorm mate glitch! How… creative.
(Don’t worry, I fixed them, they are fine.)
Your lovey-dovey behaviour is making Ricky want to throw up!
“Sooo, you said ‘Hi’?”
“Yup. I swear we were just friends.”
“You know, your insistence on that is not helping your case.”
“But it’s true!”
“Dude, I’m only pulling your leg! I believe you when you say that there’s nothing between you.”
“You asshole!”
“Shut up, I know you love it! Come here!”
“Poppy! You’re here! Why didn’t you say anything?”
“Timmy! Oh, I kind of got distracted! Man, this workout room is what dreams are made of!”
“Well, it’s a very sports-oriented dorm.”
“Nice!”
“You know what, I never noticed, but you’re kinda cross-eyed.”
“It’s nice to see you, too, Timmy!”
“It’s Timothy.”
“Okay… Timmy.”
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