“What are you doing?”

“Looking for a job. This whole tax panic is driving me nuts. I want to have a reliable income when this whole country goes mad.”

“And you think someone will actually hire you?”

“Why do I even put up with you?”

“Because deep down inside, you love me? And you can’t cook to save your life.”

“… yeah, I guess. Hey, do you wanna come over for lunch? … oh, no, I see. Gonna make a fortune with your newsstand today, huh? Yeah, people tend to do that when they panic…”

“Komei’s got a cru-hush!”

“Oh shut up! No! Not you- I- just my annoying roommate… oh, tonight? Sure, that would be… nice, I guess…”