… and then my game glitched out? Like, in retrospect, it was pretty weird that I was able to save and exit the game when the fire occurred, and of course, some weird stuff was bound to happen… anyway, Swan took the burning spaghetti off the stove, the stove stopped burning immediately, and Francis the firewoman stood on the sidewalk confused before heading back to the fire station (thank god she didn’t fine them).

So… dinner’s ready?

Breakfast is literally the only time of the day everybody gets along. Well, unless someone says something stupid, like Patrick here. He’s been really obsessed with aliens lately and it shows. Reactions to his fervid proposal for the probability of life on SimSaturn are… mixed.