
“Hey, what’s up with those glasses?”
“I went to an eye specialist on my way home from class and guess what, you were right! Now I have to wear this atrocity!”
“Aw, but you look lovely!”

Sophie: “I can hear you, you know?”

“Hey, what’s up with those glasses?”
“I went to an eye specialist on my way home from class and guess what, you were right! Now I have to wear this atrocity!”
“Aw, but you look lovely!”

Sophie: “I can hear you, you know?”

“Listen, Sophie, I’m really sorry. I- I didn’t know she was going to do this-”
“But you enjoyed it. I don’t want to deal with plant girl and your emotional baggage. It’s over, Timothy.”

WHAT THE FUCK?

“What is wrong with you two?! ‘Only friends’ my ass!”

“We’re done!”

“Hey, how was the exam, hot shot?”
“Went alright! Listen, I really love you, but you smell kind of-”
“What did you just say?”
“I- oh.”

“I love you too!”
“´But you really need to take a shower!”

Inappropriate, Randy.

Oh look! It’s the invisible dorm mate glitch! How… creative.
(Don’t worry, I fixed them, they are fine.)

Your lovey-dovey behaviour is making Ricky want to throw up!

“Sooo, you said ‘Hi’?”
“Yup. I swear we were just friends.”
“You know, your insistence on that is not helping your case.”
“But it’s true!”

“Dude, I’m only pulling your leg! I believe you when you say that there’s nothing between you.”
“You asshole!”
“Shut up, I know you love it! Come here!”

“Hey, I wanted to use that chair!”
“A green girl arrived a few hours ago. Sounds like your old friend. I would go looking for her.”
“Are you jealous?”
“Me? After you told me about how you totally had a crush on her during school? Never!”
“Where you’re heading, hotshot?”
“Final exam.”
“Uh, good luck!”
“Bah, I don’t need luck. I’m gonna ace this thing. But you know what I could really need? A kiss from you.”
“Goof.”