Double birthday for Audrey and Josephine Nova. Catherine the Family Sim crosses something off her to-do-list. Not that Johnny and her would ever consider becoming a couple, no, there are just not enough (or any) gay teenager boys/ any teenager boys in this neighborhood.

Monica Bratford is pregnant again. Phineaus can’t keep up with the youth’s dinner table topics anymore. Johnny grows up and behaves just like the (gay- second child in this family) Family Sim he is.

Meet little Jack Furley. (These two need to stop procreating. I’m running out of names starting with “J”)

The Frosts spend the weekend throwing a small birthday party and inviting over all the children in the neighborhood. Helena excels at socializing and schoolwork, making her mother very proud. Poor Jimmy spent too much time out in the sun.