“This is Christy. Tell Joe that I talked to my lawyer and since he never paid a single simoleon child support in his life, he has no standing.”

“Um, Christy? What’s going on?”

“Oh, he didn’t tell you? He called me last night and threatened to get a lawyer involved if I didn’t immediately hand over Timothy to him!”

“…”

“Komei?”

“I see.”

While Komei is busy skilling upstairs, Joe has a very important phone call to make…

“Well, I am his father!… You had him for six years!… Well, I want to be there for him now… This has nothing to do with- No, you listen!… You know what, you’ll hear from my lawyer!”

“What are you thinking about?”

“Things.”

“What ‘things’?”

“Well, now that you no longer sleep upstairs…”

“Yes?”

“We could turn the spare bedroom into a nursery.”

“You want children?”

“Why not?”

“You just didn’t strike me as someone who wants to be a father.”

“I guess I’m full of surprises.”