Okay, but… is no one else concerned how most of the pet races in Sims 2 don’t actually look like their real-life counterparts? Like, I got a stuffed animal pug on my desk and it looks way more like a real-life pug than… whatever that thing in Create-A-Sim is…

He just thinks it’s kind of mean that Brandon’s relationship is going so well. Until now, he could always comfort himself that Brandon was just as emotionally stumped as him. And now? Soon he will be all alone. It’s not like he didn’t have the opportunity to settle down. It’s just that he blew it. Twice. He feels like such a tool…