“What are you doing?”

“Looking for a job. This whole tax panic is driving me nuts. I want to have a reliable income when this whole country goes mad.”

“And you think someone will actually hire you?”

“Why do I even put up with you?”

“Because deep down inside, you love me? And you can’t cook to save your life.”

“… yeah, I guess. Hey, do you wanna come over for lunch? … oh, no, I see. Gonna make a fortune with your newsstand today, huh? Yeah, people tend to do that when they panic…”

“Komei’s got a cru-hush!”

“Oh shut up! No! Not you- I- just my annoying roommate… oh, tonight? Sure, that would be… nice, I guess…”

Stuff that happened while I was playtesting (testing if the normal community lots were fine):

Christy Stratton and Joe Carr get along so great that she rejects her previous flirt, Remington Harris.

Joe Carr thinks flirting with other sims is fine. As long as it’s him and not his now ex-lover.

Brandon Lillard seems to have gotten over his newspaper-stealing, trash can-kicking fit of anger over Sandy being late on their date (this is a completely new neighbourhood, so in theory, this never happened).

Sandy should probably just run from all this weirdness. Seriously, those two guys have no concept of a normal love life.