I wanted to let Don take a vacation day in the hopes that Cassandra would show up to steal his trashcan so that he can try and patch things up with her. But she never showed up, so I sent him to work a few hours late.

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Well, he did get a promotion out of it. But the hours got much, much worse.

“We need to talk!”

“About WHAT?!”

“Listen, I’m sorry how things ended between us, but you need to stop kicking my trashcan. My maid is getting really fed up and it’s just super gross.”

“Hmpf.”

“Would you at least think about it?”

“Fine. Maybe.”

“Fuck you, Cassandra!”