Let’s fix him. 

I accelerated his pregnancy until he reached his third trimester and…

Voila! I guess I could have suspended his pregnancy for a day and then resumed it, but I was afraid I would forget it. So instead, I’ll just have the babies (yes, TWINS!) stay babies for a day longer than usual so that they are the ‘correct’ age once they reach the toddler stage.

aondaneedles:

If you’d told me three years ago that I would one day write a term paper about the diplomatic relations of the President of the United States Donald Trump, I would have laughed you in the face.

Yet here I am.

How am I supposed to write about Trump’s policy on Russia when the president himself doesn’t seem to know what his policy is?