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The amount of (genetic) redheads in this hood is ridiculous!

Headcanons- Upsnott Edition:

Raphael Upsnott– In his youth, he wanted to become a Llama breeder. Persuading his dream, he moved to Veronaville where he met Eleanor who talked him into attending law school, ‘just in case’. Thirty years and two kids later he is still wondering what went wrong.

Eleanor Upsnott– An aging ballroom dancer, Eleanor dreads nothing more than fading away into obscurity. When her friend and surrogate mother suggested an arranged marriage between two of her children, she jumped at the chance. Maybe this will bring the fame she always seeked!

Jackson Upsnott: Contrary to popular belief (I’m looking at you, Regan Capp!) Jackson actually likes the slightly older Bianca and enjoys spending time with her.

Brittany Upsnott– Brittany is partly responsible for the accident that turned Jackson a creature of the night.

Headcanons- Sharpe Edition:

Dennis Sharpe– Dennis and Michelle are one of these embarrassing couples. They crashed the Christmas Ball last year by dressing up as Santa and Mrs. Claus.

Michelle Sharpe– Michelle is a really passionate cook. She would love to open her own restaurant one day, but isn’t sure the Montys would let her go.

Edwin Sharpe– Edwin dreams of making it big. Roxie usually laughs at him.

Roxie Sharpe– Sporting an ‘I don’t care’-attitude, Roxie is actually a pretty brilliant young girl and could archieve great things if it weren’t for her laziness.

Headcanons- Davis Edition:

Margarete Davis– Margarete works at the Monty restaurant and is often exposed to all the drama that’s going on there. She wishes she could just quit her job but they need the money.

Tom Davis– Tom is very old-fashioned and still believes in ranks. He feels right at home in Veronaville where some houses don’t even have running water and electricity.

Aldric Davis– He’s hopelessly in love with Juliette Capp if it weren’t for her boyfriend.

Almeric Davis– He’s a wanna-be jock. Unfortunatly he is really unathletic.

Headcanons- Monty Edition:

Patrizio Monty– You know the broken promise that led to the feud? That wasn’t about Contessa. Patrizio doesn’t talk about it, but it is rumored to involve llamas, a cheesecake and balloons(?).

Isabella Monty– Patrizio and Isabella met after he and Contessa broke up. Isabella is pretty sure her married her only out of spite after she found some letters a few months ago. She doesn’t know what to do.

Antonio Monty– Antonio once hired a private eye to investigate the circumstances of Hero’s death. It didn’t end well, both him and his wife died in a suspicious accident. He never really got over that.

Bianca Monty– Bianca had a secret crush on Consort Capp since she was a teenager.

Mercutio Monty– His ordinary days consist of three things: get beat-up by Tybalt, meet Hermia and cuss at any other Capp he comes across.

Romeo Monty– If there is one thing Romeo loves more than to shock his whole family it would be himself.

Benedick Monty- Benedick writes poems, picks flowers and loves the theatre. Bianca thinks it’s adorable and often takes him to the opera with her.

Beatrice Monty– Beatrice is the spitting image of her late mother. Her sassy behaviour and bold manners often cause troubles.

Headcanons- Summerdream Edition:

Oberon Gossamer– Titania and Oberon met in spring, in the blooming forrest and they fell for each other the moment they met. He always tells the story exactly like this. He is also well aware that ‘florishing’ might be the better term, but he likes the ambigiuous meaning. Reminds him of their relationship.

Titania Summerdream– She is done with the ‚wacky antics’ of Oberon. Next time he pulls a trick on her, he will get a nasty surprise. Just wait.

Puck Summerdream– has the time of his life. Having recently discovered ‚Internet pranks’ you often find him trying to trick others into doing crazy things.

Bottom Summerdream– Bottom will change her name into something less embarrassing the second she turns eighteen.

Headcanons- Huffington Edition:

Diana Huffington– Diana comes from a long line of witches and the fact that her daughter seems to be a mere mortal deeply upsets her.

Carl Huffington– Carl stumbled into the whole Capp feud when he was working as a legal biller twenty years ago. Contessa Capp came into his office one day and offered him a career should he prove loyal to the Capp family. He curses the day he said ‘yes’.

Heather Huffington-Heather is a selfish, superficial snob and she takes great pride in it. Secretly born with a heart of gold, she works hard to make sure nobody notices.

Headcanons- Capp Edition:

Consort Capp– He would never admit it, but the countless deaths on both sides have made him weary of the feud.

Goneril Capp– Goneril is deeply disappointed of Miranda. The girl just doesn’t seem to have inherited her guts. She hates to admit it, but anyone would make a better heiress than her oldest daughter.

Albany Capp– He is often hassled for his lack of ambition, but he is actually happy being a stay-at-home dad and looking after his children. He dreads the day Ariel will be all grown up and he’ll be all alone.

Regan Capp– Her marriage wasn’t arranged.

Cornwall Capp– He works as an assistent for his sister-in-law. It’s hell.

Kent Capp– Regan and Bianca are the only ones who know that he’s gay.

Tybalt Capp– He’s a huge hypocrite. 

Juliette Capp– Juliette is the kind of big sister you’d always want. She inherited her late grandmothers mind of business, but none of her bias.

Hermia Capp– Juliette, Romeo and Puck all act as a beard to the relationship between Mercutio and her. Poor Puck doesn’t know, though.

Miranda Capp– She just wants to be left alone. Seriously, she grew up with four siblings and three cousins around her and often gets forgotten which suits her just fine.

Desdemona Capp– Desdemona is completly oblivious of the fact that her mother has big plans for her.

Hal Capp– Hal has the misfortune to be neither old enough nor has the right gender to be considered relevant in his family. He’s accustomed to be neglected by all but his father but is desperate to show them all.

Ariel Capp– Ariel is a father’s child, on the one hand because he loves her deeply and would do anything for his little princess but on the other hand because her mother is way to busy to pay attention to her.