So there’s this girl. Self-proclaimed “honest person” (which she really just uses as an excuse to be rude) and very blunt about it. We were on a college field trip together and at first, I thought it may have been me. She always corrected me on stuff and I thought that maybe she was right and I was just a bit of a “know-it-all”. After a few days and conversations with my roommates, I noticed I wasn’t, that it was her who just couldn’t be wrong. She was also very passive-aggressively rude to me.

On the last day, while we were hanging out in a park somewhere, she turned to me and said, with a very smug smile on her face: “You know, please don’t take this to heart, but… I just can’t stand you. At all.”

I replied: “Yeah, I know. I can’t stand you either.”

The look on her face was priceless.

“Oh come on! That’s the third time this night!”

“I’ll take care of it.”

“Great. I’ll be sleeping downstairs.”

Sharing a room with two babies takes a toll on Pao and Andrea. Andrea is especially not into it., but what can you do? It’s not like Pao let himself get abducted by aliens on purpose. If only she knew…