Poppy and Ivy are devastated…

“Hello? Please give me back my dogs!… How much money do you want?”
Poppy and Ivy are devastated…

“Hello? Please give me back my dogs!… How much money do you want?”
One minute Kaylynn is cleaning the stinking dogs, the next a woman in police uniform is screaming at her for neglecting her pets.
Kaylynn: “Who are you?! Those aren’t even my pets?”

She even took the puppy!
Joe is thrilled.

Oh well, this is cute. I’m not made out of stone and he’s really trying…
Zeus: “Somebody play with me! Please…. please stop ignoring meeee!”
Poor Zeus has really been neglected this round.
(Also, Orlando, what are you doing out here at 2 in the morning?!)
Mother and daughter.
“Joe.”
“Ivy.”
Ivy’s gonna have to have a word with Kaylynn. Joe? Seriously?
Kaylynn and Joe quickly hurry off downstairs.

Uh oh. Don’t fuck this up, Joe. This could very well lead to your death. Don’t piss off the evil witch.
And then Orlando stole the newspaper and the two adults completely lost it.
Hera! You’re a guard dog! Do something!
Hera: “I’m off-duty.”
Want fulfilled.

Brandon judges you.
Yep, there we go. Middleground, the capital of Sims making terrible life decisions.
(Kaylynn had the want to go on a date and fall in love. Since she’s best friends with Joe, he was the most probable candidate.

And, only two rounds after breaking up with the ‘love of his life’, he’s ready to date again (I actually locked that want back when I played him.) Joe Carr, Sim disaster.)