“It’s the potatoes!!!”
“Oh my god, they laid eggs!!!”
Texts my boyfriend received during the last hour. True love ain’t dead, guys…
(Our potatoes do, in fact, not lay eggs. We are currently fighting a fruit fly infestation.)
Also, when you’re enthusiastically chanting: “No one will survive!” in a shopping mall elevator, make sure that your fellow riders can actually see the fruit fly trap in your hand…
aondaneedles 