letthemplaysims:

Ajay: Please please please, I know he can be kind of dumb–

Natasha: –and can’t apply fake sideburns right–

Ajay: –and thinks his fake French accent is sexy–

Natasha: –and can’t dress himself, like, really, REALLY can’t dress himself, I had to throw out so many cheap trenchcoats–

Ajay: -but PLEAAASE can we have him back, he’s a weirdo, but he’s MY weirdo, and I can’t afford this house by myself!!!

Natasha: He can’t die first, all the other dead will pick on him if we’re not around…!