Headcanons- Upsnott Edition:

Raphael Upsnott– In his youth, he wanted to become a Llama breeder. Persuading his dream, he moved to Veronaville where he met Eleanor who talked him into attending law school, ‘just in case’. Thirty years and two kids later he is still wondering what went wrong.

Eleanor Upsnott– An aging ballroom dancer, Eleanor dreads nothing more than fading away into obscurity. When her friend and surrogate mother suggested an arranged marriage between two of her children, she jumped at the chance. Maybe this will bring the fame she always seeked!

Jackson Upsnott: Contrary to popular belief (I’m looking at you, Regan Capp!) Jackson actually likes the slightly older Bianca and enjoys spending time with her.

Brittany Upsnott– Brittany is partly responsible for the accident that turned Jackson a creature of the night.